CONDOM BOY

So, this fairly young guy comes in and sets down three items on the belt. He has a gallon of milk, a package of cookies, and when I lift the cookies to ring them up, I notice he also has a box of condoms. His total came to more than he had expected, because he got kinda nervous and thought a bit before having me take off the cookies. When I totaled his purchase and he still didn't have enough money, he reluctantly had me take off the milk. He ended up just getting the box of condoms after trying his best to discreetly hide them under the package of cookies so no one would notice.