'HAIR-Y' LOUD MAN

this guy always comes into the store and he stays for a super long time. he has these really nasty hairy arms that lead up to a nasty hairy back, and the reason we all know this is because the only shirts he wears are sleeveless ones. he comes in, sits down at a chair in the cosmetics department and talks aloud to himself. but he doesn't just talk out loud. he talks loud. really loud. in fact, the first time he came in while i was working, i thought he was pretty scary because he would yell at me. then i eventually realized that he just yells when he talks. sometimes he sings. anyways, he stays there at the cosmetics counter for maybe 20 or 30 minutes, then finally decides that he's going to do some shopping. he's one of "those" shoppers. you know, the ones who get most of their stuff then realize they forgot something so they go to get it and it takes them forever to come back up to the front. anyways, he finally gets everything he needs, then tells me he only has one question. he then goes on to TELL me how he wants me to bag his stuff, in a paper bag then in two plastic bags. NOT A QUESTION!!! so, i do this for him and then somewhere between me telling him to have a good evening and him walking out the door, he decides that he needs two separate bags and goes over to register 2 and attempts to rebag his items, get this... behind the counter. so, he's trying to rebag his stuff when he yells over to me if i have his box of razors. then he remembers (OUT LOUD) that he only brought one with him. then, he asks me if i know how much this book is he bought. i tell him to check his receipt, and he finally sees how much he paid for it and says (again OUT LOUD) that it was pretty expensive and no wonder he thought what he paid was so much. anways, after rearranging his bags for about 20 minutes, he finally leaves, THANK GOD! but he'll be back. you can bet on that.